If I was going to f#ck around, you'd know that I was going to f#ck around. But I'm not going to f#ck around, because I'm just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera.
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Cancellations & Refunds:
All orders cancelled after 48 hours are subject to a $20 administration fee, whether or not your order has shipped. If you order has shipped, you (the buyer) will also be responsible for actual return shipping charges. Refunds will only be issued to the original credit card that you use when placing your order.